Thursday 26 May 2011

I have personally experienced all of these, except the deleted line, of course.

'If Bob Dylan from the 60s took a look at stand-up comedy today, I think it would be a little bit like this' --the comedian Stewart Lee:

There's a bus that never comes, except in threes.
There's a train that never runs, because of leaves.
[an extremely offensive line deleted]
And there's a toaster that always burns the bread.*

In a town North-east of England, the weather's always freezing.
And the girls parade around in inappropriate clothing.

*Earlier in the show, Lee makes fun of jokes such as "I hate my toaster. It's only got two settings: Black burned charcol or only warm bread."

1 comment:

  1. As long as you keep the receipts, you should be fine.


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